This isn't turning into the party hang out I hoped
(via bltits)
It’s painful how accurate this is omg
Yeah, srsly
you are the dogbert
all hail lady dogbert
long live the dogbert, may your nugs always be frosty and your shows always stream quickly
(via fuckyeahlizlemon)
I know earthly matters must not be very interesting when you’ve got all of time and space to explore or whatever the fuq (wait, wrong show) but then I’d be like, “What if my grandma gets curious about the little doe-eyed granddaughter she never met and takes a peek — OH FUCK SHE’S COPYING SOMEBODY ELSE’S HOMEWORK. OH FUCK SHE’S IN THE SHOWER. OH FUCK SHE’S DRAWING SOFTCORE PORN.”
Exactly
I used to come home from school everyday and watch this scene. I’ve clearly always been a loser.
- Me: We are such snobs.
- Bernadette: That is the best thing about it. That we are better than everyone and so can be snobs. Except not?
That is the only picture of myself that I’ve ever taken and I hate it. Gross. Bernadette shouted that it has to be there. My bangs had gotten too long, I’m glad I cut them. Bleh.
A - Allergies: Dust. I kind of have seasonal allergies.
B - Best Friend: Bernadette, Beau, Hilary.
C - Color of Your Room: One red wall, three cream walls. Plus the ceiling. There’s also a lot of black in here.
D - Dad’s Name: Thomas.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Ehhhhh. I don’t really have a hard time talking to anyone. Bernadette, I guess.
F - Favorite Food: Sushi and pizza. And really good sandwiches.
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears. You are what you eat.
H - Hometown: Santa Cruz, CA.
I - Instrument: I wish I practiced my guitar.
J - Job: None. I should get one.
K - Kids: God, I want some.
L - Longest Car Ride: Washington, I think.
M - Milk Flavor: None none none. I hate milk almost always.
N - Number Of Siblings: 1/2. Also known as none.
O - One Wish: I don’t know. I guess I’d wish for my life to work out in the way I want it. BORING.
P - Phobias: Banana slugs, those slimy motherfuckers. Wild rodents. I feel like there is something else that I’m forgetting. Australians.
Q - Favorite Quote: “I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.” - Audrey Hepburn. Not really my favorite quote, but it explains me very well.
R - Religious Background: Hmm. I’ve never thought about it before, but I was raised Wiccan. I’m not at all religious.
S - Song You Last Heard: “Dancing with Myself” by Billy Idol.
T - Tumblr Name: Berrrnadette made it Rrroxane so we could match.
U - Unknown Fact About Me: When I was young my mother told everyone that I was allergic to the color blue and was not allowed to have anything in that color. I am not allergic to the color blue.
V - Vegetable: Potatoes. Bernie says that they don’t count? Peas.
W - Worst Habits: I procrastinate like it’s my job.
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: Lungs.
Y - Your Favorite Anything But Pastime: Disney movie. Sword in the Stone, Sleeping Beauty, and Peter Pan.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Virgo.
