This isn't turning into the party hang out I hoped
I am the very unfortunate mixture of Jerry Seinfeld and Wednesday Addams stuck in the body of an 19 year old girl. A turtle on its back, a bear in Disneyland, and a deer in the headlights. Quite like a child, dizzy on lemonade. Yeah, what of it?
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The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick In The Door
A Very Monkey Musical (Intro)
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Alex Turner - Strange (Patsy Cline cover)
Thanks Tom from Arctic Monkeys US
Alex Turner acoustic cover of Patsy Cline’s Strange
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Even my good days are generally bad
At my happiest, I’m just slightly less sad
Seriously trust me, you wouldn’t wanna be me
The best days of my life involve leftovers and TV
I got almost no friends and I don’t know how to handle this
Even the friends I do got are all moving to Los Angeles
Even I’m tired of my whining
Even I don’t want no more of me
I whine more than a 3-year old multiplied by Morrisey
Every time I meet someone who wants to be my friend
The first thought that I have is, “Yo what the fuck is wrong with them?”
7:00 in the morning. Head is so fuzzy. Woo! 2k12!
I happen to hate New Year’s celebrations. Everybody desperate to have fun. Trying to celebrate in some pathetic little way. Celebrate what? A step closer to the grave? That’s why I can’t say enough times, whatever love you can get and give, whatever happiness you can filch or provide, every temporary measure of grace, whatever works. And don’t kid yourself. Because its by no means up to your own human ingenuity. A bigger part of your existence is luck, than you’d like to admit. Christ, you know the odds of your fathers one sperm from the billions, finding the single egg that made you. Don’t think about it, you’ll have a panic attack.
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I think I’ve just seen Nathan stealing a baby.
This will always be my favourite thing
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